25 Craziest Things That Happened In Florida In 2012
Meanwhile in Florida, these things happened...
A drunk woman, named Marcia Usher called the police, because she couldn't figure out where to pee in the woods.
This Vero Beach mom bit her daughter because she tried to turn off her Rihanna CD.
Jackmeoff Mudd (yes, that's his name) was arrested in Fort Lauderdale for assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol in an open container, and violation of probation.
Melissa Miller was arrested in Fort Pierce for going 100mph in a 30mph zone because the good lord told her to...
John Collazos posed as a dentist and treated a woman for a toothache, but ended up being arrested for kissing her buttocks after giving her an injection.
A woman attacks her husband with ice cream after seeing him with his mistress.
A little girl got electrocuted and died while trying to retrieve a ball while playing mini golf!
50,000 bees set up residence in an Orlando neighborhood.
A Citra, FL man got arrested and charged with DUI while driving his lawn mower.
Man arrested for DUI after he was swerving all over the road because he had a squirrel in his shirt.
Christopher Phillips attacked his mom for using his taco sauce and salsa.
A Winter Haven named Mark Miller allegedly attacked three women with a sword and a sandwich! It was peanut butter.
When swinging goes wrong! Spring Hill couple, Tina Norris and James Barfield were arrested after their orgy took a turn for a worst. The couple became jealous and lost their cool during the "events" and assaulted each other. They were arrested while naked.
William Liddell, of Golden Gate, was arrested after he hit two vehicles and also punched an officer. He also went #2 in his pants...
Bruce Hood of Sarasota stabbed a man he was giving a ride to after the thought the man stole his harmonicas.
This Vero Beach man punched a Dominos Delivery guy who forgot his Garlic Knots.
Jacob Provo and Joshua Anderson were arrested after they killed their neighbor's pet turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
The Hulk Hogan sex tape.
David Kappheim is obsessed with FOX News, his girlfriend is not. So he stabbed her because she was a "lberal".
The Mystery Monkey of St. Pete was captured.
A man was pulled over in St. Augustine and had a road sign IN HIS HEAD!
Kids drank hand sanitizer to get drunk...
Man died after cockroach eating contest. Who knew?
This Palmetto man, who was intoxicated, got naked and bit off a chunk of a man's arm during a visit with his children.